On the 16th April, it's the national
eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big
juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National
Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national
eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai:
Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!