The sexiest,
awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater
sex machine in the entire universe, because he is
the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't
sleep with all the
women he was
pleasing!"