Eeyore is a fictional character from The Adventures of Pooh and Friends, who is known as the depressing donkey. Nowadays, calling someone an Eeyore subliminally means calling someone an emo asshole, taken from his literal description of character.
1.meet the man that made me, greet the can i came from, oh, the fucking sacred heart of jesus, blew it in a back room, feelin like a real goon, slam the fuck aside man, IM ON YOU'RE NOT!!
2.eeyore the donkey
By Fifine
Eeyore
a character in a gay sex reality tv show called "winnie the pooh" eeyore, unlike his other friends is the only one that doesn't take anti-depressants and influences kids to be emo and that their future houses will be a bunch of sticks in the middle of the hundred acre woods. Although he may not cut himself, he enjoys stabbing his ass with a nail and decorating it with a pink bow.
Eeyore is a very cute donkey, best friend of Tigger. He usually loves attention ("Thanks for noticin' me...") and never gives up, no matter how many times the other jerks of Hundred Acre Woodsknock it down!