1. "Sip
mo-eezy as we sit on my couch." -
Jeremih, Birthday Sex.
2. Liquor store worker: "Sup ladies, what do y'all feel like drinking tonight?"
Lady1: "How much is a bottle of
Mo-eezy?"
Liquor store worker: "For you, $34.99"
Lady1: "Aight,
we'll take it."