Define Einstiens Meaning

Einstiens
Refering to reading glasses; originating from the Bay Area, coined by E-40

When I'm not at the spot, I put down my stunnas, and put on my Einstiens.
By Coral
Little Einstien
A term used to describe a man's penis that has difficulties reaching an erection. Or another name for a small penis.

I hate my Little Einstien!
He had a Little Einstien...so I walked out.
By Grata
Einstiens Mustache
When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"

I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night
By Cesya