Define Elbert Meaning

The tallest mountain in Colorado and the second highest in the 48 states. Most people think Pikes Peak is the tallest at 14,110ft, but Mt. Elbert tops the chart at 14, 433ft.

The most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe. The tallest mountain in the Rocky's (Mt. Elbert) was named after the human Elbert. Elbert = the best.

An amazing person someone you always want to be around. Elberte is usually smart, sexy, funny,creative,can either sing or dance and is also a great artist.

Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.

1. a wack guy that gets no girls, he's pretty ugly too
2. a square

An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.

If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

one who enjoys the act of felching

a drinking game where you watch CNN and take a shot of whiskey every time they say "twitter"