Homie 1: Dog I was
tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.
Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.
Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was
layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.
Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!
Homie 1:
I'm sayin though.