You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.
You put
project manager on your last
resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.
I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.
Look at this
wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!