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Define Lay A Cable Meaning

Lay A Cable
to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
By Meta
Lay A Cable
Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
By Clementine
Laying A Cable
When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable
By Adelina
Laying The Cables
When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
By Maggie
Laying A Cable
Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
By Agna
Lay Some Cable
To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
By Prudy
Laying Air Cable
The poor cousin of laying cable. To leave a trail of flatulence behind you.

That beef madras hit my bowels like a Mack truck and I have been laying air cable ever since
By Steffi
Lay Cable
Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.
By Judye
Laying Cable
Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.
By Leilah
Laying Cable
A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
By Mathilda