Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI
A town that started out well, having been host to many of the Kings and Queens of England (google Eltham Palace) which fell into disrepair in the 90s. Now 85% of residients are either chavs or old people.
"Yh she was trying to act big when really she's a little sket"
By Raf
Eltham High School
Eltham High Schoool is a public school located in Eltham, Victoria and is home to a bunch of dropkicks that smoke crack in the bathrooms during classtime and to to the wurundjeri people that the principal Vincent Sicari can't stop mentioning in his speeches
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jack?
Person 2: No? Who the hell is Jack?
Person 1: He goes to Eltham High School.
Person 2: Don't know the fuckwit
By Terrye
Eltham High School
Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.