An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.
You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!
By Heddie
Enragement Child
No one is quite sure what exactly an enragement child is, but we sure as hell want to start using this phrase as soon as possible.
From gaming parody "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."
A child that behaves in such an aggravating manner that you wish you could make them choke on your dick to shut them up.
"HELLO FRIEND! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME THINGS?"
"Inhale my dong, enragement child."
By Elita
Enragement Ring
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
When a female takes on 5 dicks at once. This is similar to an angry falcon where there is one in the mouth, one in each hand, one in the vagina, and one in the butt-hole. all that cock makes her screech that sounds resembling an angry falcon. Except the difference is that the five (blue) dicks are from the members of the Blue man group
"Bro did you go to the party last night?"
"No but i heard Sofia got enraged bluebird-ed"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! I DIDNT THINK SHE COULD GET WITH THE BLUEMAN GROUP!?!?
