Define Escapee Meaning

A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising

As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries

One who has managed to escape the clutches of myspace, and deleted their account, having finally realised that myspace is responsible for the state of the world today.

A Non existant concept

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.