The Canadian code word for methaphetamines. This is because you can use it on anything. Also note that Canadian bacon should be changed to freedom ham.
a condiment commonly used as a lubricant during salad tossing or rimming. while maple syrup is the most widely used condiment, strawberry syrup or grape jelly may also be used.
Mmmmmm.... Your ass tastes fantastic! This maple syrup really sets off the flavor of your bung!
A sweet condiment made from boiling down the sap of sugar maple trees. Outside of northern New England and Quebec, maple syrup is usually eaten with pancakes or waffles. Inside of northern New England and Quebec, it is eaten with ice cream, hot dogs, fried dough, milkshakes, donuts, hot cereals, baked beans and most other foods.
When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"