Define Canadians Meaning

what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad

Canadians- Ones who originate in Canada. They are peaceful and don't get into wars very often, and their healthcare is free.

What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.

A code word that white waiters sometimes use to speak about rude black partrons.

The people who reside in the country Canada, who are disliked by most Americans because they know which wars to fight, and don't kill each other as frequently. It is commonly known that they use the word eh alot. Whether or not this is true, or if people are just ignorant (I favour the latter) they are a happy, content people, who are associated with the French because that's who colonized them. Why aren't Americans like that with England? Oh wait, you declared "Independence".

people who DO NOT say "aboot"

If you fit these two criteria, you are a canadian...
1. Pronounce about "aboot", and turn every sentence into a question, eh?
2. Get involved in absolutely nothing having to do with war.

A group of people who live in the 51st state of the United States of America, aka Canada. Most Canadians do not know they are Americans and act startled when informed of this fact.Even though they are Americans they go out of their way to differentiate themselves. Generally stupider than most Americans. Canada is the only state with its own passport.

Would be smarter if they deported the French speakers.

People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)