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Define Passport Meaning

Passport
Document allowing the owner to travel abroad. Yes Americans, you can travel abroad and see the world without invading. There's some nic places out there. There are even nice people out there, even in France! Go on, give it a go.

Apologies to those Americans who own a passport. If you are one of these, and you have actually used your passport well WOOHOO!!! You are in a tiny minority of about 3% of Americans. Pat yourself on the back. I'm genuinely proud of you.

Like a little book with your picture in it. It will have your name and say that you are from America. I really think you might like it!
By Ilyse
Passport
Identification you are forced to use to enter bars and concerts because you have previously lost your driver's license, work ID and old fake ID from college during drunken nights out.

"I have to find my passport so I can go out tonight."
"Dude, you need to stop getting so bombed and losing your ID's."
By Legra
Passport
The most useless thing in 2020

Daughter: Dad I haven't got my passport and our trip is in mid-March!
Dad: Darling, we can't even visit the neighbors
By Ingaberg
Passport
A small book that you are forced to carry with you abroad and are forced to renew every 5-10 years. For some countries you are forced to get a stupid document called a visa just to enter.

Dude 1: Hey man, we’re gonna leave for Algeria in a week.

Dude 2: I don’t think I can go bro.

Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: I need to renew my fucking passport and apply for a stupid visa
By Katya
Passport
A small Honda SUV from the early 2000's that wants to be a Jeep. It's not particularly good at offroading and it's not particularly good at driving in the city. It has terrible gas mileage.

Also, it's basically an Izuzu Rodeo with a different badge.

"Dude let's go mudding in my Honda Passport!"

"Why? Last time I had pull you out with my minivan."
By Sari
Passporting
Collecting stamps on your sexual passport by hooking up with people from other countries with the goal of experiencing all parts of the world.

I was passporting last weekend Vegas and got two more stamps. I hooked up with a German and an Aussie.

There's so many foreign hotties in here. Let's go passporting and see who can visit the most countries.
By Doro
Bloo Passport
A term used by the UK's prime minister, Boris Johnson, to define the life changing colour shift in the passports used in the UK.

"No! But you will be receiving a lovely new BLOO passport."
By Darya
Passport Pussy
Passport pussy is all the great sex a woman promises a man if he takes her on a trip outside of the country. In this case the man generally pays most of or all the associated expenses of the trip.

Woman - You should take me with you to Cancun. It will be cheap. I can share a room with you. Just think of all the great sex we'll have together.

Man - Nah, I am not paying for any Passport Pussy!
By Stesha
Anal Passport
An informal promise made from one person to another to gaurantee them the privleges of having anal sex in the near future.

Guy 1: Hey man you will never believe it! I put in for my anal passport with Melena yesterday. I'm totally going to put it in her butt next time I see her.

Guy 2: Thats awsome dude, I got mine a few months ago from Jessica. It pays to ask early man. I'm gonna tag that ass next weekend
By Babs
Scouser's Passport
A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road

"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
By Fawnia