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Define Grape Jelly Meaning

Grape Jelly
greasy hair, love dur love, blink 182 poser, writing on pants, slurred speech, gross, brush it off, ten feet, the nastiest thing ever, get it away, GOD HELP HIM!

omg that person is sooo grape jelly.
ew, god that annoying person should date grape jelly.
YUCK RUB MY GRAPE JELLY!
i can be like grape jelly.
why dont you like me? maybe its your greasy grape jelly hair.
By Rosetta
Grape Jelly
Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."

My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.
By Florella
Grape Jelly Cunt
when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"
By Stefanie
Grape Jelly Taco
It's when you put grape jelly on you penis and have intercourse with a woman. Then you eat her out.

Joe:Yo man you wanna help me make a grape jelly taco?
Emily:Sure lets go to the store.
Joe:No man not that kind.
Emily:Oh okay ill go to the kitchen.
By Kayle