Whilst copulating with a
bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a
windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.
Julia- so
Sharon, how was your date with Dan?
Sharon-
Awful, until he gave me the old
Essex windscreen wiper