(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.
Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overheadcompartment and taking your seat.
By Octavia
The Expedition
The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.
Expedit is used to describe a deep thinker, who is nice smart. Expedits are known to make jokes to make other people laugh even when they aren't happy them self. They tend to love/Crush for a long time but when they do it is something special. They usually hid there feelings and fear being rejected an d being wrong.
We checked to see the if the cumstained car was ours, when someone said "NOOO! THAT'S JENN'sExpedition!"
By Tiphany
Expedition Hope
A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.
The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffedcrack on Aconcagua.
By Orsola
Walmart Expedition
When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.
Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.