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Define Failure Meaning

Failure
the United Nations.

The United Nations is a failure.
By Bernardine
Failure
When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.
By Lulita
Failure
Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.
By Tommie
Failure
The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
By Cahra
Failure
George W. Bush.
Accept it.

That George W. Bush is such a failure!
By Godiva
Failure
i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.
By Gretta
Failure
A bad excuse not to try.

You'll never learn from past failures if you don't try.
By Tisha
Failure
A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"
By Ashia
Failure
some one who is from the state of Ohio

you lived in cincinnati? FAILURE!
By Enrica
Failure
Trying to make s'mores in a grill.

Last night was a failure! At least chocolate, graham crackers, and marshmallows are good separately and not heated.
By Jocelyn