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Define Family Time Meaning

Family Time
When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.

Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.
By Alvina
Family Time
Time better spent without your family.

Shit nigga, I gots ta go spend muffuckin family time.
By Engracia
Mississippi Family Time
Fucking your sister doggy style and while your mom is fingering you asshole.

Man, you're so redneck I bet you consider Mississippi Family Time a good way to spend a Saturday.
By Petunia
Family Time
Another word for a Ménage à trois, but unlike Sussudio, Family Time is a threesome between two men and a woman.

Call nutsack and get her to set up some family time!
By Dulcy
Family Fun Time
When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."

Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.

Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.
By Vickie
Chitwood Family Fun Time
Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!
By Cecily
Family Time
A time during which one hangs out with their family.

My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.
By Tarrah