Define Femail Meaning

Femail
the art of replying and acknowledging mails (even forwarded mails) only to female friends and ignoring males

Mr.Alex only femails.
This guy only femails, he does not email.
By Leia
Femail
important missive from your spouse taking priority over all else

you've got femail; she wants you straight home after work...oh, and pick up some milk.

Bob can't join us tonite, he got femail...
By Calli
Femail
Fake Email... can't live with it, can't live without it

That was some of the dirtiest femail I've ever had.
By Emmalyn
Femail
noun- underground communication system used by women to keep men perpetually searching for a way to figure them out. still purely hypothetical,although further study is needed.

every time i start thinking i know what it is that will make my girlfriend happy, i swear she goes onto her femail,sends out a bulletin,and leaves me further behind than i was before..
By Cherin
Femail
An email that is sent from a female to other females due to it's "Ahh" factor. It's content can be cute, heartfelt or just overly soppy.

Debbie had a habit of sending around cute femails annoying all the gusy in the office.
By Onida
Femailer

ME: "my mail man got fired for being a Pedophile now I got this new chick"

Friend: "Dude you got a femailer".
By Wynn
Femail Man
The woman who delivers your mail

Dude! The femail man is here!
By Adah
Femail-in Ballot
It’s where a female casts a ballot by mail whether if her state conducts an election by mail or if she requests a mail in ballot. Washington, Oregon, Utah, Hawaii, and Colorado all conduct their elections by mail. In California, Nebraska, and North Dakota, counties can choose to conduct their elections by mail. In Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Kansas, Maryland, Missouri, Montana, and Wyoming conduct SOME of their elections by mail.

By Ronny