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Hypothetical
syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
By Merla
Hypothetical
it means dumb slut and whore together, okay?

“you hypothetical whore”
By Lorinda
Hypothetical
describes something that exists as a possibility, an unproven idea or theory. So in other words a theory that may or may not be true!

Random Person: I think Aliens are real!
Scientist: Do you have proof?
Random Person: No its only hypothetical.
By Meghann
Hypothetical
What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know
By Imojean
Hypothetically
An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.

How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?
By Marlena
Hypothetically
To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.

Hypothetically speaking, Serine is very hot!!!
By Ethelin
Hypothetical Warfare
When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.
By Leese
Hypothetically Speaking
Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!
By Faythe
Hypothetical Adventure
when you are zoning out and possibly high as shit and you go on thinking about a hypothetical situation in great detail for a long time

guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
By Holli
Hypothetical Relationship
a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.

ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
By Fiona