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Define Festus Meaning

Festus
penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.

I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.
By Bonni
Festus
Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad

Festus:booty twerk

Person one:go away fetus
By Marnie
Festus
A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs

dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'
By Nicolina
Festus
Quivering pile of festering organic mass.

For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
By Laurette
Festus
A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women

Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
By Juline
Uncle Festus
A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.

Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"

Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
By Ingeberg
Festus The Fetus Eatter
Festus was a man who wanted to carve women and eat their fetuses out. One day however he at a Yetus. Festus was a man who eats fetus

Festus the Fetus Eatter was caught while eatting a recently born baby
By Anjela
Uncle Festus
Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg
By Loria