Can be found dressed in
argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room
Favorite app is rocket mortgage and
Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.
Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick,
depreciation.
Was checking out my clients
assets when this
fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at
1020.
