The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the
scalp, giving the initial appearance of
baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and
eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of
baldness, but I see now that he is actually a
survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS
eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."