Furniture in a box. Made of
sawdust and requiring
assembly.
The furniture starts out flat. Once assembled it takes on the aspect of real furniture.
People who buy this junk are too stupid to read classifieds and buy real furniture.
Stores that sell Flatware include Walmart, Target, and that WTF store
IKEA.
"Hey
Clem, lets got to IKEA and get us some meatballs and
flatware".
"OK Billy Bob, I'll bring the
wrenches."
"Wow!" "Is that flatware?"
"Yep, check out the wood-like finish made possible by the use of contact paper."
