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Define Lay One Meaning

Lay One
To flatulate (PC term for "fart").

"I need to lay one but I'm in public and I care about how I smell..."
-me
By Joellyn
Lay One Traumatic
A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover
By Adrianna
Laying One On The Beach
A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"
By Mallorie
Lay One Out
To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.
By Veriee
Laying One Down
to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner
By Ermentrude