A modern term for anyone who performs oral sex on a woman, due mostly in part to the removal of pubic hair on sexually active females. Will usually refer to a lesbian.
The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.
A better version of the Wisconsinfloor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floorbuffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
