Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at
kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met
Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend
Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!