I was talking on the phone to Ally randomly about Fred, this guy I haven't seen from or heard from in years, and all of the sudden and out of the blue someone rang my bell- i went to the door-and it was Fred! What a foddy!!
By Mollie
Foddis
A Foddis is the name given to an individual with little or no ability to function in the majority of normal social situations.
A Foddis can also be lacking personality and taste, often wearing awful clothes.
A spotty alien boy. His spots would be noticeable on his MASSIVE forehead if it wasn't for all of the make up he uses e.g. foundation and concealer, some believe he even goes as far as lipstick/gloss or even mascara. This boy ranks amongst the most famous aliens like E.T and even has a song dedicated to him:
its so wide
its too big
it wont fit
through my door
it weighed him down
to the ground
and he cannot get back up
he got a big forehead (Spotify)
such a huge forehead (spotify)
Oh my god, Tiffany, check out that foddie! If he was a few years older, I'd totally date him. He's gonna have all of the chicks on his back later in his life.
