Define Formica Meaning

Formica
The best boyfriend ever to exist, sweet, kind, caring, and cute (also a counter top company)

Christian Formica is the loooove of my life
By Phillis
Formica
Short Italian Singer Running Around In A Scottish Kilt And A Blonde Wig

chrissy: was that formica i just saw in that kilt i made for him?

Monica: yeah you know how that italian is, btw how was ur vocal lesson with him this week?
By Luise
Formica Management
The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.

"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"
By May