Twilight Fan: Ew. Fred and George Weasley are fucking ugly.
HP Fan: BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED! THE ONLY GINGER YOU HAVE IS VICTORIA AND SHE WAS A SLUT. AND AT LEAST HARRY POTTER HAS TWINS IN THEIR SERIES UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING MARY-SUE! *repeaditly smacks
twilight fan in the back of the head with "Harry Potter and The
Order of the Pheonix*