When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her
for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying
STD's or are ugly.
Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my
free head and now
i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for
screwing my mom, BITCH