First you
pre-heat your
steam iron to the highest setting.
Wisk 1 large egg in liquid measuring cup. Add 1 tsp of vanilla extract, and 2 Tbsp of bread crumbs. Tilt your head upwards and pour egg mixture into your mouth, but do not swallow. While maintaining you head in tilted position, hold pre-heated iron above your mouth and touch your tongue to the hot surface of the iron for at least 6 seconds. Cool off tongue with maple syrup and whipped cream, and viola, french toast.
Johnny, why are you talking so funny? Johnny- "I
bur my
ung makin fren
oas". Translator- He said he burnt his tongue making french toast.