Guy: "Dude! I heard you copped some fatty dome from your friends mom last night!
Good work!"
You: "
Fuck'n A man, you know I did!"
or
Friend: "Bro, you sucked off a goat in a drunken rage last night... And you still got some skeet on your
douche goggles..."
You: "AWWW,
FUCK'N A why didn't you stop me?"