Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is fuck a furry day 3: the sequel
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
By Tonye
Shut The Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut The Fuck Up Day
On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too
Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
On Nov 29th if you have participated in Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day you are legally obligated to participate in Fuck a Furry Day, in which you fuck a furry, doesn't matter who, you just have to fuck one.
Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year