At some reception:
Woman :
Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the
Vicar.
Friend : Ah
funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!
Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!
and that's how you save the night!