Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i
got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an
eraser top.
Dan: Shit!
i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.