Define Garner Meaning

Garner
A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.

She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.
By Ara
Garner
If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.

Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful!
By Giselle
Garner
Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
By Hollie
Garner
Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

Garner is the nicest guy!
Yeah, he let me smoke for free!
By Ferdinande
Garnerism
To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."
By Pamelina
Garner
The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight

Person A: I might pull a Garner
Person B: Bender, why do you wunna play 8 hours for
By Lynette
Garner
A Justin Bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than Weezy. You can't even tell when they're high.

Dude, did you see that garner at the party? He was higher than a mother fuckin' pelican.

I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday.
By Michaelina
Garner
A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.

Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean.
By Pierette
Garner

'dgarner21 commits suicide.'
AndyPrendy: Ah! Epic Garner!
By Carlynn
Garner
Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.

Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row.

Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break
By Missie