The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.
I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.