When you are
walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the
ruse, you actually tie the bag full and
toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going
to pick that up?"
Husband: "
Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
