Woowoo A: The Earth is going to spiral into the sun! I had this really bad dream, and I saw fire everywhere, and I used math to do some numerology that says we're all going to die next Tuesday.
Woowoo B: Aieegh!
Woowoo C: This is all the Jews fault.
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Next Tuesday:
Woowoo A: Wait...
the voices in my head are telling me it might be a bit longer...BUT ITS STILL DEFINITELY COMING!
Woowoo B: Aieegh!
Wooowoo c: This is still the Jew's fault.
Normal person who visits
GLP for the laughs: LMAO