1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4.
take a hike
5. get lost
6.
go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit
from whence you come
Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You:
Go pound sand.
Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a
money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.
Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.
Late person: Hey that
seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there!
Punctual person: Go pound sand.
