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Goad
penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!
By Joya
Goad
The area between one's ballsack and anus. Synonomous with grundle and taint.

My goad is a swamp right now.
By Minnnie
Goad
Simply a goats chode.....which would be a fat short wang on a goat

Wow check out that fat goad
By Jemmie
Goad
none of the other definitions
there is an upper and a lower goad.

dont be rascist, bolt your goad.

is your upper goad bolted or strapped on?
is your lower goad firm and erect?
can i suck your lower goad?
what colour is your upper goad?
is your goad safety pinned?
my mom likes my goad.
By Allyson
Goad
see choad. also see james johnson.

what a goad.
By Clareta
GOAD
A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.

Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."
By Rubina
GOAD
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
By Jena
The Goad
To dance in a trance like manner beating both fists simutaneously in the air to homosexual songs such as --- Everybody dance now

he did the Goad...
I saw him Goading it up
By Malinde
Goading
Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.

'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'
By George
Goad
everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.

if you're in love, you've met a goad
By Carma