Gonja, also known as Rangonja, Gonranja, is a member of the Sri Lankan political party United National Party. UNP is a dedicated party
to world class bank
robbers, homosexuals and
grade A imbeciles.
John : Hey Gonja, who's the prime minister of
Sri Lanka ?
Gonja: Let me check, *opens siri*
Hey Siri, who's the prime minister of
Sri lanka ?
Siri: You dumb. Get medicine.