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Define Guerneville Meaning

Guerneville
The gayest place on earth. DO NOT VISIT DURING BIG BEAR WEEK!

DO you ever get the feeling that everyone in guerneville is gay?
By Natty
Guerneville
A place that is very nice and quiet during the off-season, but then turns VERY touristy in the summer and early fall. Most of these tourists are gay guys that come from San Francisco. But overall is a very cool place that I call home.(:

WARNING- DO NOT VISIT DURING LAZY BEAR WEEKEND!

Person 1: Hey dude look to your left!
Person 2: OH HOLY GUACAMOLE HORSE SHIT I JUST VOMITED IN MY MOUTH AND AM NOW SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!

Person 3: Yep, seeing two guys making out on the street corner is the norm in Guerneville on Lazy Bear weekend and most of the summer. Get used to it dick-wad.
By Van
Guerneville Gummer
GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)

Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
By Gae