Person A:
Yeahhhh... Ummm... I kinda... Ummm...
Person B: You "kinda ummm" what...?
Person A: You should now that... Your girlfriend... Well...
Person B:
What about my girlfriend?!?!?!
Person A: She's... a slut... And I fucked her... hard
*long, awkward silence*
Person B: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I FUCKING H8 YOU GO BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person A: Sorry...?
Person B: *RAGE strangles Person A*