Define Haddock Meaning

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

to be a bit ditzy at some point

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

masterbating furiously

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.