Define Half A Stick Meaning

Half A Stick
a term used to describe a small quantity, distance, time, or any other measurable thing.

I'm almost at your house, I'm about half a stick away.
By Megan
Cutting The Peen In Half So You Can Stick The Peen In
Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"
By Starlin