(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings
Edwina and
Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*
Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the
probate hearing in the newspaper."